Life in Egypt is not normal by any standards and I swore to write a book about it one day, but the only problem was that I didn’t think anyone would believe the crazy things that happen there. However, I decided that people really needed to know, so I bit the bullet and wrote Walking Like an Egyptian.
It’s written as a novel so that I can deny everything if it ever comes to court, but pretty much everything in the book really happened. Except for the illegal bits of course – which were only added for dramatic effect. No, really, they never happened. And if they did, I wasn’t involved, not even a little bit. Honestly!